The Vulgar Eclectic
Vulgar: of the usual, typical, or ordinary kind
definitions courtesy of Merriam-Webster
Eclectic: composed of elements drawn from various sources
recent blog posts
- Alone by Megan E. Freeman
I just finished reading Alone (2021) by Megan E. Freeman, a young adult novel in free verse. It is narrated by a young girl, 12 years old in the beginning, who finds herself in a very serious survival situation after waking to find herself completely cut off from human contact.
It is an extremely compelling read; the voice of Maddie is strong and her experiences, emotions, and reactions believable. It’s a story about self-discovery, perseverance, isolation, family, and love. Freeman uses the free verse style very well to tell a powerful story that is hard to put down.
I don’t know
what might be in store
down the road
but I know I won’t
waste another day
agonizing over
what I can’t control.
I am going to make sure
my one wild and precious life
is spent living as fully and
completely as I can
- My Crowd by Charles Addams
I just read My Crowd (1970), a collection of cartoons by Charles Addams. It’s the first time I’ve read one of his books and I found a lot of it hilarious. It reminds me very much of The Far Side…both share a similar sense of the absurd.
I would definitely like to read more of his work and plan to track down another book. My Crowd is a curated collection from his first six books and the copyright page mentions that it contains 189 drawings, 185 of which originally appeared in the pages of The New Yorker between 1937 and 1969.
These cartoons are sometimes macabre, sometimes absurd, sometimes excellent observations, and almost always very funny.
- Galactic Warlord by Douglas Hill
I finished reading Galactic Warlord (1979) by Douglas Hill. I’ve read it once before; this time I read it aloud to my daughter. She very much enjoyed it and wants to start the second one in the series right away.
It’s a young adult science fiction novel that unfolds at a rapid pace with a small cast of characters. I have heard it described as influenced by the Lensman series by E.E. Doc Smith. I’ve only read the first of that series, Triplanetary, and, while I don’t remember any specific plot or character parallels, they do share a similar pacing and emphasis on action. Both are space opera at its most exciting.
The story focuses on Keill Randor, one of the legendary Legionaries of Moros, a sort of Chuck Norris Jedi society, as he attempts to discover the identity of the villains who attacked his home world. A character introduced partway through the novel ends up making for a very likeable companion and was one of my favorite parts of the book.
I found the first book several years ago at a thrift store in a small town. I read it and passed it on to my brother who was recovering from a shattered leg (that story involves a tornado and a tent crushed by two trees). We both enjoyed the story but never came across the next book. This year, my daughter and I gave my brother a copy of the second book, Deathwing Over Veynaa, for Christmas. And now after finishing Galactic Warlord, I’m looking forward to reading the next installment with my daughter.
Version 1.0.0 - Eleodes armata, tree forts, and snowballs
A while ago, I thought our little beetle friend in the terrarium, a beautiful Eleodes armata, must have died. I had watered the terrarium pretty thoroughly and this usually brought him out from his subterranean refuge. This time, however, he made no appearance. Inspecting the terrarium, I thought I saw a dark beetle carcase and assumed that was the end of the darkling beetle.
A couple weeks later, after not watering it at all or putting any food in it, I was checking out the terrarium again and decided I should give it some water for the sake of any springtails that still lived in the soil. Who should I see crawl out but our old pal the desert beetle! I was so excited to see that he was still alive and just fine. I saw him again recently, seemingly nibbling at some decaying vegetable matter.
I have loved beetles ever since I was a little kid. I would collect bugs and especially prized finding a certain beetle, the Blue-margined Ground Beetle or Pasimachus elongatus. This beetle’s pincher jaws were so cool to a little boy and they were probably my favorite insect to catch. Sometimes I dug mazes in the dirt of the tree-row behind our house and then covered these labyrinths with spilt firewood. I’d add dirt on top and leave an entrance and an exit, usually marked with some upright sticks. Then I’d release the beetle at the entrance and wait and see if it would emerge from the exit.
The tree row-was a wonderful place for a kid. I built a miniature earthlodge village among the young trees. Another time I tried (without a lot of success!) to build an Ewok battle-wagon like the one I had seen in a toy store. Once, as an experiment, I buried a raw egg in the soil and dug it up weeks later to see what had happened to it. Another time we had a big bonfire near the edge of the tree-row and I ended up setting my rubber boot on fire after using my toe to push the end of one too many sticks into the fire. One summer day, we found an injured sparrow in the tree-row, nursed it back to health, and named it Sparrow Hood. In the dirt between the rows, I dug a shallow cave, covered it with plywood and then soil and had a camouflaged hiding spot. I buried a small time capsule in an old container at the corner of the tree row. I never could find it again and I imagine it’s still there, crushed under the weight of dirt and years, perhaps to one day be found.
At the edge of the tree-row was a large mature tree that my father built a platform in for me. My brother and sister had platforms built by our dad in other trees in the backyard. My brother built his into a true treehouse with walls and windows. I would sit up in the tree on summer days and look out over the yard, the tree-row, and the cornfield beyond. At the base of the tree, I buried an empty gallon ice-cream bucket and filled it with water…an emergency water supply for my fort! Sometimes I’d bring my wooden machete that my dad had made (he made one for both my brother and me after we watched Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom!) or a homemade bow and arrow and pretend I was Robin Hood living in the forest.
Often we’d play with our dad in the yard. Of course we played guns, hiding behind trees or the woodpile and popping out to shoot each other with imaginary bullets. Once we built a system of snow caves and passages and our dad played the role of a terrible snow monster! Speaking of snow caves, one epic snowfall covered everything in feet of snow. It drifted right up to the top of our front door. For the next several days we built a warren of tunnels and caves in the driveway, stockpiled snowballs, and played and played!
Somehow I’ve gone from thinking of a darkling beetle, the Eleodes armata, to reminiscing about snow forts and wooden swords. The days of childhood can be a wonderful time!
- A Walk in Spring
I took a walk on this beautiful brisk, sunny first day of spring. It was so good to get out…it felt like a bit of an adventure, like how I used to spend many a day.
I came across some interesting art…
And some geese…
And a wooly bear!
And moss, sweet moss!
